'I only cry when ugly people hold me'

Cue the laughs with the I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me Onesie! This hilarious baby outfit is sure to make a statement at every family gathering or outing. Whether your little one is being passed around or resting in the arms of their favorite relative, this playful message adds a humorous twist to those inevitable baby cries.

Customize it with your baby’s name or a witty quote for added charm, making this onesie uniquely yours. Perfect for parents with a cheeky sense of humor, this fun design ensures your baby will always be the center of attention—no tears needed (unless, of course, someone breaks the rule)!

Note: Design is available on white onesies only at the moment.